escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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