have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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