i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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