Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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