there's paper in my vomit.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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