You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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