He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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