what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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