remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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