It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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