I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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