ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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