Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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