Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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