We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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