i just google imaged poop.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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