Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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