Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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