His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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