thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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