Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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