You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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