can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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