Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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