I must be too annoying 4 u.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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