He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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