You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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