im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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