we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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