Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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