Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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