I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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