Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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