I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
