Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
