it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Who did Billy Mays play for?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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