thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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