Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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