Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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