redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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