your parents love me but you hate me
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
my liver is dry heaving
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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