so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
dude i'm inner monologue high
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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