Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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