Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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