the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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