sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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