The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Randomize
