Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Randomize
