So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I woke up under a house in Key West
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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