She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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